Rachel Wants to be an Ape

Estimates of the amount of identical genetic material (DNA) in chimpanzees and humans range from 94.6% to 99.4%. This marked similarity, and additional evidence, have led primatologists to suggest that the taxonomy of the apes should include three groups: hylobatidae (gibbons and siamangs); pongidae (orangutangs); and hominidae (gorillas, chimpanzees, and humans). Apes are classified in the phylum Chordata, subphylum Vertebrata, class Mammalia, order Primates.

Dammit! My Name Is Jonas

http://pitchfork.com/news/35330-weezer-to-tour-with-blink-182/

Critical Logic, what the hell were you thinking?

Deepest, Bluest, my hat is like a shark's fin

(11:39:25 PM) tundratooley: will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?
(11:39:44 PM) Crave42: yes
(11:40:03 PM) tundratooley: good to know
(11:40:22 PM) tundratooley: that's a load off my chest
(11:40:40 PM) Crave42: you are that boy
(11:41:08 PM) tundratooley: I can only hope
(11:41:59 PM) tundratooley: deepest, bluest, my hat is like a shark's fin
(11:43:12 PM) Crave42: ladies love cool tooley
(11:43:48 PM) tundratooley: I should become a rapper
(11:44:14 PM) tundratooley: making deep parallels about my life and that of aquatic animals
(11:45:26 PM) Crave42: mainly the headgear that you wear and its resemblance to a dorsal appendage
(11:46:43 PM) Crave42: i wish ll cool j was wearing that during the video, then the song would have a whole new meaning

I Just Bought an iPod

What would your essential playlist include?

Tooley ≠ Hobo

Congratulations to Tooley, Globalspec's New Sales Development Technologist. He is no longer a hobo.

I can haz job

I am FINALLY employed! HOO-RAY! I am now a Sales Development Technologist at GlobalSpec, which has also been ranked one of the top companies to work for in the Albany area for the past 2 years or so.

Lion vs. Buffalo vs. Croc

Announcement

I'm actually....

starting.......

....to really like Modest Mouse.

Matt and Becca...

...you're having a nacho cheese fountain at the reception, right?

List time

Rachel's list of...

People that are cooler than me


1. People who brew beer. Come on, who wouldn't want to work in the beer industry? Or the wine industry, for that matter. I'm sure there's a lot of hard chemistry and stuff, but I could learn that. I'm not sure how hard the recession is hitting the industry - I'm imagining that it's not affected, because everyone needs to drink in a recession.
1a. Homebrewers are even cooler, but I couldn't find a good enough picture representing them.


2. Bono. Duh, dude's a millionaire, and gets to bang whomever he wants (like Oprah, see above), and still helps the world and shiz. He's cooler than anyone I know.



3. Kitesurfers. I met some of these dudes in Puerto Rico and so maybe I'm romanticizing it, because they quit their jobs in a cold place and moved to paradise to do a cool and unique sport. But another cool thing about kitesurfing: unlike regular surfing, if there's a shark trying to bite you, maybe you can just jump out of the water and let your kite carry you to safety. Maybe.



4. Jillian Michaels. She's a hot bitch. I mean, I know this is the wrong blog to talk about all my health and fitness bullshit, but she used to weigh more than I do (and she's shorter), and look how cut she is! And she has a job being the trainer on Biggest Loser, which I'm sure is kind of awesome.



5. Seth Rogan. And any dude who is able to have a real bromance and be really funny (so, all the male writers on this blog). Because I want to know what that's like, and stuff.

Post idea: Make a list of your own!

Every so often I need to groove to this song

Grundle

Grundle - The prime piece of real estate located conveniently between Scrotumburg and
Anusville.

-urbandictionary.com


[17:27] tundratooley: you are a grundle felcher
[17:28] tundratooley: I don't know how it works, but you do it
[17:28] Crave42: st. McGrundlestumper
[17:28] tundratooley: I'm madly in mcgrundlestumper with you
[17:29] Crave42: grundel of sorrow
[17:29] tundratooley: Seek and Grundle
[17:30] Crave42: jump in the grundle
[17:30] tundratooley: Welcome Home (Grundletarium)
[17:30] Crave42: ride the grundle
[17:30] tundratooley: Grundle Inc.
[17:31] tundratooley: Hit the Grundle
[17:31] Crave42: creeping grundle
[17:32] tundratooley: For Whom the Grundle Tolls
[17:32] Crave42: ...and grundle for all
[17:32] tundratooley: To Live is to Grundle
[17:32] Crave42: grundle's eve
[17:33] tundratooley: Phantom Grundle
[17:33] Crave42: grundle remorse
[17:33] tundratooley: Trapped Under Grundle
[17:33] Crave42: Grundled
[17:34] tundratooley: what is that supposed to be?
[17:34] Crave42: blackened
[17:34] tundratooley: ok
[17:34] tundratooley: Fight Grundle with Grundle
[17:34] Crave42: the call of grundle
[17:35] tundratooley: The Grundle III
[17:35] tundratooley: preceeded by The Grundle II and The Grundle
[17:35] tundratooley: Grundle My Bitch
[17:36] Crave42: king grundle
[17:37] tundratooley: Enter Grundleman
[17:39] Crave42: disposable grundles
[17:40] tundratooley: Grundle and Re-Grundle
[17:40] Crave42: the grundle that should not be
[17:40] tundratooley: Mama Grundle
[17:41] Crave42: eye of the grundle
[17:41] tundratooley: Grunnnndle
[17:42] tundratooley: (pun of Fixxxer)
[17:43] Crave42: all grundle long
[17:44] tundratooley: The Ungrundled Feeling
[17:45] tundratooley: They just said "Nothing Else Matters" in House
[17:45] tundratooley: they are on our wavelength right now
[17:45] tundratooley: Nothing Else Grundles
[17:45] Crave42: nothing else grundles

Someone Employ Tooley.... Please

Create animated gif

In Honor of Matt & Becca

Join or Die

I saw this linked on a forum and knew you guys had to see it. I couldn't stop laughing at the Lincoln or Buchanan portraits.

Oh, just in case, link is not safe for work unless your workplace is fine with portraits depicting the artist having sex with various United States presidents. The Internet is a wild, frightening place.

<3s

This picture is about the conquest for all Yurts in the Northwest.

Movie about Yurts

This movie is about the conquest for all Yurts in Mongolia

Metallica

So I hear that Metallica is having a concert in Albany in November.
I can't prove this by their website, but the radio can't be wrong, right? I know one guy who would love to be in attendance.
Plus, the east coast is beautiful in the fall. Anyone feeling like they might need a little New England color and hard rock?