Friday, March 28, 2008
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Get a good job with good pay and youre okay.
Honey, its a gas.
Grab that comb with both hands and make a stash.
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think Ill buy me a foosball team.
Honey, get back.
Im all right jack keep your hands off of my Matt.
Honey, its a hit.
Dont give me that do goody good bullshit.
Im in the high-fidelity first class traveling set
And I think I need a lear jet.
Honey, its a crime.
Share it fairly but dont take a slice of my pie.
Honey, so they say
Is the root of all babies today.
But if you ask for a raise its no surprise that theyre
Giving none away.
Huhuh! I was in the right!
Yes, absolutely in the right!
I certainly was in the right!
You was definitely in the right. that geezer was cruising for a
Why does anyone do anything?
I dont know, I was really drunk at the time!
I was just telling her, she couldnt get into number 2. she was asking
Why she wasnt coming up on freely, after I was yelling and
Screaming and telling herwhy she wasnt coming up on freely.
It came as a heavy blow, but we sorted the matter out
Monday, March 17, 2008
Friday, March 14, 2008
"Schwing!" (an onomatopoeic representation of a sword being pulled from its scabbard, used to refer to a male achieving an erection.).
A sphincter says what?" (Asked very quickly to trick someone into saying "what?" thus admitting that the target is a sphincter)