Friday, March 28, 2008

Democracy Now!

Okay, so it’s the news everyone’s blogging about, but it’s just too good to pass up mentioning. Dr. Pepper will give a free can of… well, Dr. Pepper to “everyone in America,” (take that, Europe!) if Guns ‘n’ Roses release Chinese Democracy before the end of the year. Tighten up those border controls, cadets — those twelve-ounce cans of chemical heaven are increasingly hard to come by.

-KEXP.org

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Honey

Honey, get away.

Get a good job with good pay and youre okay.
Honey, its a gas.
Grab that comb with both hands and make a stash.
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think Ill buy me a foosball team.

Honey, get back.
Im all right jack keep your hands off of my Matt.
Honey, its a hit.
Dont give me that do goody good bullshit.
Im in the high-fidelity first class traveling set
And I think I need a lear jet.

Honey, its a crime.
Share it fairly but dont take a slice of my pie.
Honey, so they say
Is the root of all babies today.
But if you ask for a raise its no surprise that theyre
Giving none away.

Huhuh! I was in the right!
Yes, absolutely in the right!
I certainly was in the right!
You was definitely in the right. that geezer was cruising for a
Bruising!
Yeah!
Why does anyone do anything?
I dont know, I was really drunk at the time!
I was just telling her, she couldnt get into number 2. she was asking
Why she wasnt coming up on freely, after I was yelling and
Screaming and telling herwhy she wasnt coming up on freely.
It came as a heavy blow, but we sorted the matter out

Monday, March 17, 2008

Friday, March 14, 2008

Schwiiiing!

Nobody has posted in a while so I thought I would delight you all with these definitions from the Wikipedia article on Wayne's World.

"Schwing!" (an onomatopoeic representation of a sword being pulled from its scabbard, used to refer to a male achieving an erection.).

A sphincter says what?" (Asked very quickly to trick someone into saying "what?" thus admitting that the target is a sphincter)