GRE

A little help for Becca's GRE prep

from urbandictionary

LOL Theory

The theory that the internet phrase lol, meaning "laugh out loud", can be placed at any part in any sentence and make said sentence lose all credibilty and seriousness.

ex 1
Doc: We need to operate on your colon lol, you have cancer.

ex 2
Jesus: Take this all of you and eat it, it is my body, lol.

ex 3
Me: Will you marry me? Lol.

Pits

I often mix up the definitions of concave and convex, much like I mix up right and left, protons and neutrons, stamens and pistils..... I are not good at science.

But Becca has given me a handy visual image that I think will stick with me and help me remember!


Becca says (11:40 AM):
My underarms are very concave


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axilla

Schwiiiing!

Nobody has posted in a while so I thought I would delight you all with these definitions from the Wikipedia article on Wayne's World.

"Schwing!" (an onomatopoeic representation of a sword being pulled from its scabbard, used to refer to a male achieving an erection.).

A sphincter says what?" (Asked very quickly to trick someone into saying "what?" thus admitting that the target is a sphincter)

Obamagasm

During the Iowa Caucus, I asked Tooley if Steve was Obamagasming because Obama was winning.

Later that week, with the help of Spokanicity, I decided to make an entry in the Urban Dictionary.

Obamagasm: The peak of excitement that occurs when Obama does anything good, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure, usually accompanied by celebration. Occassionally results in college students blowing their loads in their trousers at the sight of Obama winning a campaign.

After learning of the the 2008 Iowa Caucus results, Steve obamagasmed.