Someone Employ Tooley.... Please

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In Honor of Matt & Becca

Join or Die

I saw this linked on a forum and knew you guys had to see it. I couldn't stop laughing at the Lincoln or Buchanan portraits.

Oh, just in case, link is not safe for work unless your workplace is fine with portraits depicting the artist having sex with various United States presidents. The Internet is a wild, frightening place.

<3s

This picture is about the conquest for all Yurts in the Northwest.

Movie about Yurts

This movie is about the conquest for all Yurts in Mongolia

Metallica

So I hear that Metallica is having a concert in Albany in November.
I can't prove this by their website, but the radio can't be wrong, right? I know one guy who would love to be in attendance.
Plus, the east coast is beautiful in the fall. Anyone feeling like they might need a little New England color and hard rock?

Tall Love

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tall dink love

Does Matt secretly play basketball for Siena?

I think he does. Ryan Rossiter, we know who you are.

Twins

really?

I wondered what they were doing in that RV...

I was searching for some info about the grade % of the hill on Riverside going down to People's Park, and stumbled across something called the Naked Wiki. Apparently it's a heads-up about where you can go nude or find nude people.

People's Park

Sections of beach along Hangman's Creek, at it's convergence with the Spokane River, have a long history of clothing optional use. In recent years nude use has moved eastward, further up Hangman's Creek, where vegetation and shoreline provide greater privacy. Periodic checks by law enforcement, mostly to enforce county alcohol ordinances, are a possibility. People's Park is a county facility, with limited ammentities and no bathrooms. The park itself is fairly isolated for being so close to the downtown area; it is bordered on the south & west by Riverside Drive, on the east by the Spokane River and on the north by a bluff, atop which sits a cemetary. Usage on a typically warm summer weekend day would be 10-20 nude or partially nude users.

HAPPY GUINNESS DAY!

(Matt and Becca, are you SURE you don't want a doggie?)

Anticipation

I really want summer to come, so I'm listening to some of my fav. classics.



Possibly NSFW?

Taco taco taco

A follow up to this post:

An actual making of the Taco Town taco.

Nannerpuss!

Yer gun racks got gun racks!

Law & Order: Seal Violence Unit

"I'm not what you call a winner... sure I'm a lawyer but that's only because I took the bar exam in Alaska and they only have like four laws and most of them are when you can and cannot kill... seals."

from urbandictionary

LOL Theory

The theory that the internet phrase lol, meaning "laugh out loud", can be placed at any part in any sentence and make said sentence lose all credibilty and seriousness.

ex 1
Doc: We need to operate on your colon lol, you have cancer.

ex 2
Jesus: Take this all of you and eat it, it is my body, lol.

ex 3
Me: Will you marry me? Lol.

Grandma's Dead: Breaking Bad News with Baby Animals

Browse inside the book here or send some e-cards here.

Mostly for Matt