Monday, January 28, 2008

Talk Sex with Mary

So, there was this caller on "Talk Sex With Sue" callled Stephen who wanted to know if it was cool to jack off with hot sauce and Sue was like, "No, you get cystitis that way. Just use Vaseline or KY."

Which explains why when I needed moisturizer for my hands Steve was like, "Um, no, I don't have any."

And now he does.

1 comment:

  1. HAHA! I am glad you're posting on our blog now Mary.

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