Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Other Concerts of Note

3/15 Mistress & The Misters (Empyrean)
3/16 Hell's Belles (Big Easy)
3/23 The Whigs (Big Easy)
3/25 The Hives (Big Easy)

9 comments:

  1. Do we really have to wait until next March for all of these?

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  2. Should I start working on my time machine?

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  3. Maybe you should start working on a foot from ass removal machine, you may need it.

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  4. My time machine is almost complete. I only need one more part, then I am going to travel back in time with 2 contingency plans:

    The first will be to give your father a condom so that you will never be born.

    The second (assuming the first plan fails and your daddy's boys swim faster and are more persistent than the wall of a condom lining) will be to go back in time not 23 years, but 1 day. The purpose of going back one day will be to tell myself in the past that I should go out and buy a chastity belt, so that today (now) when you violently attempt to insert your foot into my ass, you will instead be horribly maimed when you shatter your foot on my steel underwear.

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  5. I wasn't planning on inserting my foot in your ass till March... or was it May. I always get them confused, but I suppose Spring is good weather for anal-foot punishment

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  6. I am assuming that since you are still here my future attempt to remove you from existence failed. I am surprisingly wearing a chastity belt as we speak. I was confused why until right now.

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  7. So what your saying is you haven't gone back in time yet. Wouldn't you remember meeting yourself and being told to wear a chastity belt. You're saying the chastity belt just materialized without prior knowledge of being told to wear it. Your story is full of holes, sir. I propose that said time machine doesn't exist, and therefore said chastity belt. Let the ass kicking begin!

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  8. What can I say? I have not built it yet. I am still waiting for the last part, which coincidentally is a reusable part in my mind eraser device. If I were to bet, I got the part and traveled back in time, removed the device from the time machine and inserted it into the mind eraser, gave myself a chastity belt, then erased my past self's mind for that event. I don't exactly know for sure, I have no memory of the event, I just am wearing steel underwear mysteriously.

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  9. How did you manage to harness 1.21 gigawatts to power the flux capacitor?

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