Friday, September 19, 2008

National Talk Like A Pirate Day

Yarrrrr, shiver me woody. Today be National Talk Like a Pirate Day! So come ye and throw back a bottle o rum and sing a swaggery tune with yer mates. Today only comes once a year so me hopes all ye swine and wenches will put on yer eyepatches, hobble round on yer peg leg, talk to parrots, sing songs that don't make no sense, sail the open seas, spit in the wind, piss in the wind, and plunder some booty. Yarrr!


  1. Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?