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She rubbed the asparagus on her breast; made me want to know what she'd do next.Out came the broccoli, a pumpkin, and a squash; as she slipped in the tub I offered her a washAnd then I jizzed in my pants!
You, sir, are the poet-laureate of jizz.
Vegetarians probably have better sex because I'd guess they're overwhelmingly leftists. Conservatives have most of their awkward, repressed sex in airport bathrooms.That's right, I politicized this video even further!
Wait, how about Seventh Day Adventists?
On that note, did anyone watch Ted Haggard on Oprah yesterday? It was interesting.
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She rubbed the asparagus on her breast; made me want to know what she'd do next.
ReplyDeleteOut came the broccoli, a pumpkin, and a squash; as she slipped in the tub I offered her a wash
And then I jizzed in my pants!
You, sir, are the poet-laureate of jizz.
ReplyDeleteVegetarians probably have better sex because I'd guess they're overwhelmingly leftists.
ReplyDeleteConservatives have most of their awkward, repressed sex in airport bathrooms.
That's right, I politicized this video even further!
Wait, how about Seventh Day Adventists?
ReplyDeleteOn that note, did anyone watch Ted Haggard on Oprah yesterday? It was interesting.
ReplyDeleteI Love Oprah
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