Dear Classroom Manicurist,

I know class is boring - even really boring at times - but really? Did you have to bust out the FULL manicure set? I mean, filing your nails is one thing. But clipping, filing, doing whatever to your cuticles, and full on painting is totally another. That shit STINKS, and those of us that have to sit behind you for three hours will rage if we have to smell that every week. And you could've at least picked up your nail clippings - that's disgusting. If you can afford grad school and a full manicure set, then you can afford the $5 to get it done in a salon before class. So do it.

Thankyouverymuch,
Becca

P.S. Your nails looked like crap.